april fools

so today i got it real bad. sometimes i think i made up these stories but no, they really do happen to me and unusual events like mexicans pouring water out the window of their car on me DO HAPPEN!! .. wait just killed the story. WELL IT HAPPENED!

i was on a walk and it was hot today so i was wearing shorts and a sports bra. apparently that is slutty nowadays or just a really fun new joke-target. so i was on the phone with my boyfriend Jack and suddenly these mexican people in a car next to me on the street were like laughing and yelling and pointing at me. i thought they were gonna just drop it but no. i don't know how, but they threw a bunch of water on me and my PHONE and laughed and drove away.

SO VIOLATING! and WHY?! is there something offensive about people in sports bras now? was that an april fools joke? or is that just what the less-savory folks do for fun in their spare time? who knows. OVER IT. need to conspire for the remaining 4.5 hours.